penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

i want to reblog this 100 times but i’ll just do it once

(via thetalkingguineapig)

hemogoblines:

hemogoblines:

remember when instead of touchpads laptops had those keyboard nipple things

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trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

(via taerection)

did-you-kno:

Montclair State University has offered a class called How To Watch Television. Source

did-you-kno:

Montclair State University has offered a class called How To Watch Television. Source

4gifs:

When I get a compliment. [video]

4gifs:

When I get a compliment. [video]

(via famousest)

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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(via famousest)

the manager actually asked me once if we were dating
Taemin, (talking about how often he and Kai hang out)

(via petitchu)

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
19. Shawol. I reblog lots of "equal rights" posts, funny animals and beautiful women. Have fun and ask me things ^◡^

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